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Velveteria
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Welcome to the Velveteria, world famous museum of velvet paintings and epicenter of art. There are around 350 paintings and a brand new blacklight room, lovely ladies, banditos, wahines, and all your favorites. Plus a very special shrine to the Virgin Mary. And the Showstopper UNICORNUCOPIA!!! You will never be the same after a visit to the Velveteria.
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